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RPGmaniac · Jan 10, 2008, 02:15 AM // 02:15

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say ensoriki is atheist

Also, I don't get the second joke

Zahr Dalsk · Jan 10, 2008, 03:26 AM // 03:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by RPGmaniac

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say ensoriki is atheist

I agree, and I'm going to say his post was pretty funny (and sadly quite true).

God Apprentice · Jan 10, 2008, 04:52 AM // 04:52

Y HALLO THAR.....

In one swift move I now claim all ultimate failure in this thread by unveiling something that cannot be outdone:

I win.

arcanemacabre · Jan 10, 2008, 06:31 AM // 06:31

ensoriki, thanks to you, I have definitely lost. Great work, man.

I pwnd U · Jan 10, 2008, 07:18 AM // 07:18

OHSH--

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=...=Search+Images
lol I am the famous!

AscalonWarrior · Jan 10, 2008, 07:21 AM // 07:21

Shit floats... hehe

Got a few pics from Incgamer's funny pic thread

And might as well continue beating up religious people, now when Ensoriki started

Chik N Nuggets · Jan 10, 2008, 10:10 AM // 10:10

ensoriki · Jan 10, 2008, 12:06 PM // 12:06

A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"

A woman, a bus and a baby

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Giga Strike · Jan 10, 2008, 10:35 PM // 22:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U[url

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en&q=I+pwnd+U&btnG=Search+Images[/url]
lol I am the famous!

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=...&q=giga+strike

thats kinda cool

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=26984

fishy go moo · Jan 11, 2008, 12:05 AM // 00:05

I MAKE ALL OF YOU LOSE, GG NOOBS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJdCglISowo

Giga Strike · Jan 11, 2008, 12:30 AM // 00:30

did she puncture her lung? o god...thats kinda sad.

Zahr Dalsk · Jan 11, 2008, 01:14 AM // 01:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by ensoriki

A woman, a bus and a baby

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

You gain +1 awesomeness

Mirikashitakuari · Jan 11, 2008, 01:20 AM // 01:20

Oh chyea
http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Im the dude in teh tree home skillez

OH NOEZ Cale Roughstar stoled my famousness

God Apprentice · Jan 11, 2008, 01:24 AM // 01:24

Terry Yum Goong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ze-xQoEfOU

BUSTAAAAAAAA WULF

Show me a move!

ensoriki · Jan 11, 2008, 01:46 AM // 01:46

A black man and a white man ran into each other.

The resulting impact fused them into what we call an oreo.
_____
A black man falls on a turd.

And creates reeses pieces.
____
A white man falls on snow

And is lost for months
___

___

Pikachu understands the jews
__

legendary_Ace · Jan 11, 2008, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by RPGmaniac

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark and say ensoriki is atheist

Also, I don't get the second joke

Oh really, you just noticed that?

BTW, Shit doesn't float, it sinks unless you have a fat absorption disorder, like some sort of worm or infection in your digestive track.

Now, enough with the Jesus jokes? It's starting to really piss me off that your bashing Christianity.

Mods?

TempusReborn · Jan 11, 2008, 02:16 AM // 02:16

Welcome to the Internet. We have a lot of Geeks. Science Geeks. They have a *slight* tendency to not be indoctrinated into religion.

In Off Topic.....No one can hear you scream

I pwnd U · Jan 11, 2008, 02:17 AM // 02:17

http://guildwarsguru.com/forum/showt...php?t=10242767

Full of lulz

RPGmaniac · Jan 11, 2008, 03:03 AM // 03:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by legendary_Ace

Oh really, you just noticed that?

BTW, Shit doesn't float, it sinks unless you have a fat absorption disorder, like some sort of worm or infection in your digestive track.

Now, enough with the Jesus jokes? It's starting to really piss me off that your bashing Christianity.

Mods?

This is commonplace stuff on the internet. Sad fact for the Christians, good for the atheists.

Cale Roughstar · Jan 11, 2008, 04:18 AM // 04:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mirikashitakuari

Oh chyea
http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Im the dude in teh tree home skillez

OH NOEZ Cale Roughstar stoled my famousness

LOL

Sorry dude!